The Beginnings of David

As awkward Freshman, we are prone to extremely awkward situations.
such as david.

Last night as we walked Emily back to her dorm, we stopped and looked over the valley and had deep discussions of hormones, estrogen, and sensitive boys.
Suddenly Jenn had to pee. So, we ran upstairs to Emily's room where we used the lovely facilities that are in the LLC.
We decided we needed to breathe and went back outside. We sat outside the front door which turns out to be a somewhat awkward place to stand.
As we chatted an extremely tall gangly man walked out of the door with a box and a stack of papers.
at the sight of us, he dropped his papers because he was trying to get his cellular phone out of his pocket.
"dangit." he said softly as we all scrambled to help the poor guy out.
as we all picked up his papers we tried to make a casual conversation.
"Perfect timing! you've got all these girls to help you out!" jenn said teasingly.
"uhh yeah... Hey... I'm David..." he said in the most awkward manner imaginable.
"Uhh.... Hi David... I'm Haley... "
"Emily..."
"Uhh.. Jenny."
we all sat there in an awkward silence waiting for him to either speak, or leave. He did neither.
"Well.. don't let us keep you..." Emily said trying to ease the awkward tension after standing in an awkward silence for what seemed like forever. (probably really about 20 seconds...)
He walked away extremely slowly with a slight limp as we tried our hardest to return to our conversation rather than laugh our guts out.
we were somewhat unsuccessful.

and so begins the journey of Hey... I'm David. We decided we should document all these awkward moments in our time at usu. whether with all three of us, or just individually.
So enjoy laughing at our awkward attempts to be social and kind. we find them funny.